異父異母 Half-parent

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異父異母
小兒子對他爸爸說“我很喜歡對面的美女！”
老爸偷偷跟他說“那是你同父異母的妹妹，
只能做朋友。”
兒子又說：“我也喜歡隔壁的女孩！”
爸爸又說：“那是你另一個同父異母的妹妹，千萬别對你妈說。”
兒子哭着媽媽說了這些遭遇。
媽媽安慰兒子：“你喜歡誰就娶誰，你根本不是你爸的兒子！”。


Half-parent
The son said to his father, "I like the beauty opposite!"
Dad secretly told him, "That's your half-sister, can only be friend. "
The son said: "I like the girl next door too!"
Dad said again: "That is your other half-sister, don't tell your mother."
The son cried and told his mother these experiences.
Mother comforted her son: "Marry whoever you like, you are not your father's son at all!".